So I’m out walking the dog.

She sees another dog and she’s interested. She speeds up and stops her snuffling, hoping to catch up and say “hello”. If its a little dog, its likley to turn nasty (they are gobby little shites, honestly!), if its a larger dog its probably going to be a load of butt-sniffing and a spaghetti knot of leads. But you never know with dogs, sometimes they just take against each other. At least they probably won’t try to have sex with her because she’s had all her bits removed.

“I want to say hello!” I know what she wants.

She strains at the lead, but I pull her away. Poor disappointed Stinklebelle.

I see a hot guy. I speed up my walk. Can I get a look at him?

At least the dog only wants to say hello … my ambitions tend to be a little more ambitious! 😘🍆🤪