Time for another post on Castration Humour! Enjoy!

Who can see the twist at the end coming?

Johnny is walking along the beach and finds a corroded lantern in the sand. He rubs it to polish it up, and a genie pops out. “Well, this is my lucky day.” // “Not so fast, youngster. I have a few quirks. I’ll grant you three wishes. That is the going rate these days. But in payment for those three wishes, I insist on giving your worst enemy twice what I give you. Do  You agree to my terms, boy?” //  Johnny thinks for a minute, decides he won’t pick any weapons or curses, and says, “Yes, I agree with all my heart.” // “Ah, and who is your worst enemy?” // “It is none other than my older brother Peter.”  // “What be your first wish?” // “I wish for a million dollars.” // “And so it is in your bank account. However, your brother now has two million.” // “Not a problem. With wise investment, mine will grow, but Peter is foolish with money.” // “What be your second wish?” // “A most lovely and devoted woman who will satisfy me to my dying day” // “Done. When you return home, she will be waiting for you. You know that Peter will have two women twice as lovely.” // “Oh yes, I do, and won’t they be jealous of each other?” // “I believe you are right. Now, what is your last wish? You have done well, and I expect great things from you.” // “I wish to lose one of my balls.” // “Done.”

Who the hell dreamt this one up?!

Ah – this is who’s ball sack it is:

Which one should a eunuch use?

An adult cartoon on Netflix – it made me laugh!

“As anatomically correct as a Ken doll,” as the Metatron (played by Alan Rickman in the film Dogma) – just so you know, this is what a Ken doll hides in his underwear:

That’ll do for now – I’ll start a fresh collection of humour – if you have something I could include in the nest humour post, contact me!