Cycling is a lot less comfortable

The scrotal void is my new erogenous zone; it is fabulously sensitive. I love having it tickled and licked. It’s great fun with a vibrator – it can literally drive me out of my mind when it’s stimulated.

When I’m cycling I’m putting all of my weight onto this sensitive area – on one of them sharp road-bike/racer saddles.

Bumpity bump bump.

Ouchity ouch ouch.

The surgeon said that it would be “uncomfortable” when I first started cycling again. Hurrumph. He told me that nearly seven months ago. I’ve been cycling for nearly five months.

It’s still bloody uncomfortable.

Ok. It is less uncomfortable, but (if I had the energy) I could not contemplate cycling the sorts of distances I rode in previous summers!

This is one of those things that nobody will tell you.

Well folks! You heard it here first!

Cycling post castration sucks!

Getting into a hot bath is a lot easier

This is where we start to win! In terms of temperature, my scrotal void is no more sensitive than any other part of my body!

If I can get my feet into the bath, I can get the rest of me in!

No more clutching my ball-sack and dunking my crown jewels saying “owww” and retrieving then from the water.

By the time I got my bollocks into the water, the bath was too cold for the rest of me.

Not a problem! Lose your scrotum and suddenly bath time is an absolute joy!

I’ve of life’s little wins for me there.